Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #3920 on:** 15/08/2014 18:14:38 »

Don_1, with so many people passing, at least we can be thankful that we and our friends are staying forever young!!

demografx · « **Reply #3921 on:** 15/08/2014 18:27:46 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/08/2014 10:58:15

"Reagan Ray Gun!!"

demografx · « **Reply #3922 on:** 17/08/2014 07:12:01 »

Don_1, she is annaticipating your gift and celebration!

Don't keep her in suspense!

demografx · « **Reply #3923 on:** 17/08/2014 07:19:16 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/08/2014 12:02:27

Is he the turbanator?

All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3924 on:** 18/08/2014 10:59:38 »

Quote from: demografx on 17/08/2014 07:19:16

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/08/2014 12:02:27

Is he the turbanator?

All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Oh I know what you mean. Its my neighbour who is to blame, the one with all the cats.
Buddah not to worry, his time is about due, I'm going to muzzle him, the silly old cat-a-holic. I'll creep up from behind do it and scarper before he cries t' Ian for help. It wont be until I slam the door behind me that he will be able to page Anna for help.

demografx · « **Reply #3925 on:** 19/08/2014 00:25:44 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 18/08/2014 10:59:38

Quote from: demografx on 17/08/2014 07:19:16

Quote from: Don_1 on 06/08/2014 12:02:27

Is he the turbanator?

All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Oh I know what you mean. Its my neighbour who is to blame, the one with all the cats.
Buddah not to worry, his time is about due, I'm going to muzzle him, the silly old cat-a-holic. I'll creep up from behind do it and scarper before he cries t' Ian for help. It wont be until I slam the door behind me that he will be able to page Anna for help.

Don_1 easily walks away with The Supreme Multi-Religious Tolerance Award of the Century !!

Don_1 · « **Reply #3926 on:** 19/08/2014 10:07:22 »

Quote from: demografx on 19/08/2014 00:25:44

Don_1 easily walks away with The Supreme Multi-Religious Tolerance Award of the Century !!

How magnanimous of you. I trust there will be an Award Ceremony; I should like Anna's uncles to come with their wives so I can give to all 'er aunts a gift.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3927 on:** 19/08/2014 10:31:13 »

British comic Tim Vine, who already holds the record for the most jokes cracked in an hour, has yet again delivered the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Festival.
In 2010 his crack "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." won him the accolade, this year he walked away the award again with this one-liner: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."
Well done Tim.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3928 on:** 19/08/2014 10:43:55 »

Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

demografx · « **Reply #3929 on:** 19/08/2014 14:03:24 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 19/08/2014 10:43:55

Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3930 on:** 20/08/2014 10:14:38 »

Quote from: demografx on 19/08/2014 14:03:24

Quote from: Don_1 on 19/08/2014 10:43:55
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

I had the baguette with a jumbo sausage.

Tea & coffee was served in a china cup on a flying saucer.

demografx · « **Reply #3931 on:** 21/08/2014 02:41:22 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 20/08/2014 10:14:38

Quote from: demografx on 19/08/2014 14:03:24
Quote from: Don_1 on 19/08/2014 10:43:55
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

I had the baguette with a jumbo sausage.

Tea & coffee was served in a china cup on a flying saucer.

But -- upon landing/arrival -- no Free Saucer Ride??? Hmph...next time I'll just fly in a private plane! (I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)

Don_1 · « **Reply #3932 on:** 21/08/2014 22:07:10 »

Quote from: demografx on 21/08/2014 02:41:22

(I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)

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demografx · « **Reply #3933 on:** 22/08/2014 01:35:57 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 21/08/2014 22:07:10

Quote from: demografx on 21/08/2014 02:41:22

(I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)

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I'm ready!

Volunteer #1 from Punning Thread!

Living will/trust modified to date!!

demografx · « **Reply #3934 on:** 25/08/2014 05:18:20 »

Quote from: Don_1's Flight Instructor on 21/08/2014 22:07:10

Well, sort of textbook landing, but for one point.

Oh, c'mon, that's close enough!

Don't be such a pairfectionist!

demografx · « **Reply #3935 on:** 25/08/2014 05:26:38 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 19/08/2014 10:43:55

Today is National Aviation Day.

I just don't get puns about aviation.

They're usually way over my head.

demografx · « **Reply #3936 on:** 26/08/2014 05:18:30 »

Quote from: demografx on 17/08/2014 07:12:01

Don_1, she is annaticipating your gift and celebration!

Don't keep her in suspense!

No word from you .

Now she is annaoyed!

Don_1 · « **Reply #3937 on:** 26/08/2014 11:15:03 »

So sorry for the delay, but I have been pondering what might be a suitable gift.

I ruled out a life size model of Noah's boat as I fear she might be the cause of a mutiny. We can do without any Ann arky.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3938 on:** 26/08/2014 11:22:27 »

I have settled on this for her:

Now she will be able to annalyse things.

demografx · « **Reply #3939 on:** 26/08/2014 23:44:40 »

But...but...but....all that focus could make her...annal !

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