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"Phew!!!..."

Uhhhhh.....considering the context here.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.

[Don_1]

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.

I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.

[demografx (OP)]

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.

I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.

Phewer than 2 people win this Very Special Award.

Guess who wins?

Our very own Punning Ph.D., Don_1!!!

[demografx (OP)]

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And also this Award...

[demografx (OP)]

Today is Count Your Buttons Day.

Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........

NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???

AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.

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I have one butt on this chair.

I stared at my belly butt on so much, I was promoted to navel officer.

Ummm, Billy, call the naval officer in for his medication please.

[Don_1]

You're horsing around again, aren't you.

[Aemilius]

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A Fukushima Radiation Alert has been issued for the West Coast of the United States, including new clearer information about where it's going. It's an increasingly heated debate among the beach crowd here in Santa Barbara, California. Surfers say they haven't really noticed anything unusual.... "The Fukushima thing is just a pile of nonsense. There's definitely a change in the hair since the meltdowns and everyone's a little uneasy, but we're just out here having a great time. The water's fine, the girls are really HOT and the waves are like totally RAD dude!"

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[demografx (OP)]

You're horsing around again, aren't you.

Nah. I'm just being a horse's a** .

[Don_1]

A posh person has asked if this is what they mean by a 'gelding'.


Air, aye sey, is these whhhat they meean, eets been covered in geld all h'over. Haye airbsoluutlay mahrvelhouse.

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

This evening, October 30, is:
Haunted Refrigerator Night

He wasn't haunted, but George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate.

[Donnah]

Is this a writer's geld?

[demografx (OP)]

Yes, Donnah....but no dues required!

[demografx (OP)]

.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.

I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.

This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.

I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.

[Karen W.]

Lol....lol....See what I mean...lol....I like the butt on this chair pretty good but...I could BARELY see The punchline for I was too wooried about my HINDSIGHT..being so far  BEHIND me that I could'nt concentrate on the HOLE in my DONUT as I lined up my SEAT with in it to the chair....lol..

[Don_1]

I do hope you weren't scraping from the bottom of the barrel Karen.

[Don_1]

This evening, October 30, is:
Haunted Refrigerator Night

He wasn't haunted, but George Westinghouse was a refrigerator magnate.

Or was he a refrigerator magnet?

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[demografx (OP)]

Where's Waldo ??

Where's George ??

[Karen W.]

I do hope you weren't scraping from the bottom of the barrel Karen.

Oh dear..indeed,  scrapping The bottom was merely an inSTINKive MOVEMENT that is RECTEMized by most BUTT heads as a must for ELIMINATING the Terd dangling by a mREAR butt hair ...that has  been growing increasingly annoying, while trying to evacuate from the BACKSIDE, between the BUN isles at the REAR, of the large and small INTESTINE....LOL.... [:I]