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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4420 on: 08/01/2016 21:55:46 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 08/01/2016 12:04:32

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4421 on: 09/01/2016 03:05:26 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 07/01/2016 01:18:33

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Take my hand,
I'm a strange looking parasite
All lost in a leeching land
A strange looking parasite

If I stand hosting eyed,
That's a danger for parasites
Exploiters who stand beside
An angel like us
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4422 on: 09/01/2016 07:35:07 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 08/01/2016 12:04:32
Quote from: demografx on 08/01/2016 00:33:19
Searchers are now mounting one.

Those men never take a rest!

OK Men, Ural here to search for some lost and injured mountaineers. One has hurt his andes and wristies, the other has a broken pair of knees. Make sure you have some US currency with you as there is a café between the two peaks where a dollar mite come in handy for a cup of hot soup & a roll, but don't gorge yourself.

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4423 on: 11/01/2016 09:29:06 »
Quote from: demografx on 08/01/2016 21:55:46

Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?


I certainly do get your drift and accordingly invite you to have a lunch on me.
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« Reply #4424 on: 11/01/2016 09:33:23 »
Quote from: demografx on 09/01/2016 07:35:07

The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.

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« Reply #4425 on: 11/01/2016 09:37:27 »
Phew, gee, What an award.
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« Reply #4426 on: 11/01/2016 14:42:56 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 11/01/2016 09:33:23

Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.

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I ce-e

I'll skip the thank you speech this time around.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4427 on: 11/01/2016 20:15:30 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


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« Reply #4428 on: 11/01/2016 20:22:37 »
January, 2016 is:
Learn to Ski and Snowboard Month
http://www.skiandsnowboardmonth.org

which perfectly augments the mountains of information we have gleaned from only snow-snow sources.


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« Reply #4429 on: 11/01/2016 20:51:10 »
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:

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« Reply #4430 on: 12/01/2016 05:32:56 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4431 on: 12/01/2016 11:57:28 »
Quote from: demografx on 11/01/2016 20:15:30
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.
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« Reply #4432 on: 12/01/2016 12:04:38 »
Quote from: demografx on 11/01/2016 20:51:10
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:



I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.
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« Reply #4433 on: 12/01/2016 12:12:29 »
Quote from: demografx on 12/01/2016 05:32:56
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...

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« Reply #4434 on: 12/01/2016 18:48:53 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 12/01/2016 12:12:29
Quote from: demografx on 12/01/2016 05:32:56
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...





After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'


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« Reply #4435 on: 12/01/2016 19:09:07 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 12/01/2016 11:57:28
Quote from: demografx on 11/01/2016 20:15:30
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.


No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


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« Reply #4436 on: 13/01/2016 00:44:23 »
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No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor? Of course chey Anne is a different matter altogether.
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« Reply #4437 on: 13/01/2016 00:47:00 »
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After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'




That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.
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« Reply #4438 on: 13/01/2016 01:58:21 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2016 00:47:00

That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.


Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.

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« Reply #4439 on: 13/01/2016 10:49:01 »
Quote from: demografx on 13/01/2016 01:58:21

......... others are quite positive.


Well, that's a plus.
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