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Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4460 on: 16/01/2016 02:32:40 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 15:58:13
I received an email telling me I had won that huge US $1.8 [billion] lottery...

Like a fool, I participated:  [no pun]


My actual [losing] ticket



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4461 on: 16/01/2016 02:35:57 »

George is a man from Atlanta.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4462 on: 16/01/2016 02:37:48 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 16:13:28
Oh yes! I'lliois you all with these puns. But don't be a Missouri guts. Enjoy them or ignore them.

O k it's late at homea.

My Contrived Pun Award is good till February 1st!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4463 on: 16/01/2016 03:02:17 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 15:07:48
Quote from: demografx on 14/01/2016 15:08:26

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE


I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?

I can't bear to go through with this one more time.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4464 on: 16/01/2016 04:20:27 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2016 15:42:09
I've just realised Da kot ah bought is too short...

Oh, c'mon! Da kot ah sold you suits you just fine.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4465 on: 28/02/2016 04:30:14 »
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4466 on: 01/03/2016 04:16:51 »
I know, Boise will be Boise.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4467 on: 10/03/2016 12:03:36 »
Quote from: Donnah on 28/02/2016 04:30:14
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4468 on: 10/03/2016 12:25:14 »


Oh dear!!!

You'd have thought he does enough blowing his own TRUMPET.

Are they called the TRUMPETTES?
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« Reply #4469 on: 13/03/2016 02:02:39 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/03/2016 12:25:14
Are they called the TRUMPETTES?

Why not? Ray Charles' backup singers were called The RAELETTES!





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« Reply #4470 on: 13/03/2016 06:00:21 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/03/2016 12:03:36
Quote from: Donnah on 28/02/2016 04:30:14
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).


Nevah da rake should be left out in da garden!



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4471 on: 25/03/2016 21:27:41 »
NOW you tell me!

* winter rake.jpg (42.91 kB, 320x240 - viewed 233 times.)
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« Reply #4472 on: 28/03/2016 20:10:58 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4473 on: 28/03/2016 21:10:02 »
That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4474 on: 28/03/2016 22:03:02 »
I disagree. I think it would only APPly to just the next generation.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4475 on: 04/04/2016 01:04:12 »


Quote from: Donnah on 28/03/2016 21:10:02
That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.

I hope you're not disAPPointed.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4476 on: 27/06/2016 22:16:58 »
No, I dig it.
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« Reply #4477 on: 18/07/2016 02:49:18 »
JimBob, your digging makes me sooooooooo  hAPPy !
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4478 on: 18/07/2016 04:14:13 »
Then you are app to close the app?
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« Reply #4479 on: 18/08/2016 04:28:24 »

Quote from: JimBob on 18/07/2016 04:14:13
Then you are app to close the app?
No, JimBob, I'm too appreciative to do that.
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