[demografx (OP)]

I received an email telling me I had won that huge US $1.8 [billion] lottery...

Like a fool, I participated:  [no pun]


My actual [losing] ticket

[demografx (OP)]

George is a man from Atlanta.

[demografx (OP)]

Oh yes! I'lliois you all with these puns. But don't be a Missouri guts. Enjoy them or ignore them.

O k it's late at homea.

My Contrived Pun Award is good till February 1st!

[demografx (OP)]

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE

I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?

I can't bear to go through with this one more time.

[demografx (OP)]

I've just realised Da kot ah bought is too short...

Oh, c'mon! Da kot ah sold you suits you just fine.

[Donnah]

I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

[demografx (OP)]

I know, Boise will be Boise.

[Don_1]

I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).

[Don_1]

Oh dear!!!

You'd have thought he does enough blowing his own TRUMPET.

Are they called the TRUMPETTES?

[demografx (OP)]

Are they called the TRUMPETTES?

Why not? Ray Charles' backup singers were called The RAELETTES!

[demografx (OP)]

I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).

Nevah da rake should be left out in da garden!

[Donnah]

NOW you tell me!

[demografx (OP)]

[Donnah]

That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.

[demografx (OP)]

I disagree. I think it would only APPly to just the next generation.

[demografx (OP)]

That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.

I hope you're not disAPPointed.

[JimBob]

No, I dig it.

[demografx (OP)]

JimBob, your digging makes me sooooooooo  hAPPy !

[JimBob]

Then you are app to close the app?

[demografx (OP)]

Then you are app to close the app?

No, JimBob, I'm too appreciative to do that.