Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?

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« on: 19/10/2010 23:08:38 »
Here it is: a neutron walks into a bar and askes how much it cost. The barman replies "for you sir, no charge".
anybody think that they have a worse joke than that?

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« Reply #1 on: 19/10/2010 23:14:08 »
Yes - along the lines of "an atom walks into a bar complaining that he's lost an electron. "Are sure?", asks the barman, "yes, I'm positive!" comes the reply...

That's 11 out of 10 on the richter-mortis scale...
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« Reply #2 on: 20/10/2010 01:19:29 »
I always thought it was:

Q: What do you get from Surprise Peas?

A: Wet legs.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #3 on: 20/10/2010 01:41:12 »

lol...lol....Lol....I like that one. More my speed!

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« Reply #4 on: 20/10/2010 10:12:49 »
Surely it's 'What's brown and sticky?'





A stick.

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« Reply #5 on: 20/10/2010 18:07:39 »
What's green, furry and ascending?


A gooseberry in a lift.


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or

How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?



Footprints in the butter.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force Šther.

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« Reply #6 on: 20/10/2010 18:40:32 »
Ok geezer, those ones are really bad. in fact they are that bad the're good.

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« Reply #7 on: 21/10/2010 06:09:48 »
But wait! There's more -


Two peanuts were walking down the road.


One was assaulted.
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« Reply #8 on: 21/10/2010 09:21:42 »
"Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"

"Well you shouldn't go to those sort of places"
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« Reply #9 on: 21/10/2010 18:00:21 »
What kind of petrol do bumble bees put in their cars?

BP
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« Reply #10 on: 21/10/2010 19:01:02 »
Do you specialise in bad jokes?

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« Reply #11 on: 21/10/2010 21:47:38 »
Do you specialise in bad jokes?

Oh! These aren't the really bad ones.
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« Reply #12 on: 22/10/2010 00:35:48 »
I almost dont want to ask but, whats your worst one?

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« Reply #13 on: 22/10/2010 18:39:23 »
A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling film underpants. The Doctors looks up and says "I can clearly see you're nuts."
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #14 on: 22/10/2010 23:05:08 »
lol lol lol :D

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« Reply #15 on: 27/10/2010 11:23:45 »
What side of a duck has more feathers?

The outside