[tangoblue (OP)]

Here it is: a neutron walks into a bar and askes how much it cost. The barman replies "for you sir, no charge".
anybody think that they have a worse joke than that?

[chris]

Yes - along the lines of "an atom walks into a bar complaining that he's lost an electron. "Are sure?", asks the barman, "yes, I'm positive!" comes the reply...

That's 11 out of 10 on the richter-mortis scale...

[Geezer]

I always thought it was:

Q: What do you get from Surprise Peas?

A: Wet legs.

[Karen W.]

lol...lol....Lol....I like that one. More my speed!

[peppercorn]

Surely it's 'What's brown and sticky?'





A stick.

[Geezer]

What's green, furry and ascending?


A gooseberry in a lift.


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or

How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?



Footprints in the butter.

[tangoblue (OP)]

Ok geezer, those ones are really bad. in fact they are that bad the're good.

[Geezer]

But wait! There's more -


Two peanuts were walking down the road.


One was assaulted.

[Don_1]

"Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"

"Well you shouldn't go to those sort of places"

[Geezer]

What kind of petrol do bumble bees put in their cars?

BP

[tangoblue (OP)]

Do you specialise in bad jokes?

[Geezer]

Do you specialise in bad jokes?

Oh! These aren't the really bad ones.

[tangoblue (OP)]

I almost dont want to ask but, whats your worst one?

[Make it Lady]

A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling film underpants. The Doctors looks up and says "I can clearly see you're nuts."

[tangoblue (OP)]

lol lol lol

[Daerana]

What side of a duck has more feathers?

The outside