[Ians Daddy]

He he he... That's about par for the course. You could write an article about paper production, include the word semen in a creative way, and the masses flock. It's the first one I read.

[Exodus]

Maybe i should write an article about chess and include plenty of information about the pieces... including the name "Porn" quite a few times, we could do a little experiment and see how many people we snag?

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[chris]

Richard - funny, but I think you'll find that in chess the pieces are referred to as 'pawns', not pOrns !

Also, the reason for the high read rate ? Type "calories in semen" into google...

Chris

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx

[Exodus]

good point, i was playing on words though... (no answer from shibleys phone, think its off)

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[Ians Daddy]

That's beautiful! I typed that in on my search engine and it has this site as first....Big and bold. I still like the idea about an experiment to see how much we can snag. A "Behavior trap" if you will. (I think I may have just coined a phrase.) An experiment all in the name of science. Just a thought

[Donnah]

Well Ian's Daddy, I think that if you discuss the calories in semen at Thanksgiving dinner the other guests will think that you are the turkey[].

[Ians Daddy]

No doubt, but that's what they already think anyway. I think I'll bring it up just to keep my status in the family...hehehe

[Exodus]

Donnah, where you been we have not seen much of you over the last few days. Hope your well.

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[Donnah]

Exodus, very observant of you.  I was knocked down for a bit with a nasty sinus infection.  How does that song go..."I get knocked down but I get up again, no, you're never gonna keep me down"?  Actually, the word nasty as used above is probably redundant.

[MayoFlyFarmer]

quote:Originally posted by Quantumcat

Isn't it amazing how many people have viewed this? 11097... the others below are only 150-200.

Am I dead? Am I alive? I'm both!

Its a comforting fact to know how many young ladies (don't tell me taht they may not be young or ladies.... I have an image in my head and I want to keep it damnit!!) are concerned enough to be researching the nutritional information of semen.  why don't i ever seem to meet any of them??[:p]

yes I know this is an old thread, I'm not sure how i ever missed it back in teh day.....   I was just looking over the most read threads and couldn't believe what a comanding lead it had. (plus i kinda whnted to know the answer [:I])

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!

[llgg]

MayoFlyFarmer - Ah, but you presume they are worred about consuming it... maybe they are looking for an excuse not to consume it?

[MayoFlyFarmer]

like I said.... DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE!!!! [!]

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!

[neilep]

...about 5 calories a teaspoon......the average ejaculate being 15-20 calories.....

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

[Donnah]

quote:Originally posted by chris

I made the mistake of buying a jar of decaff instead of normal coffee and suffered terrible withdrawal effects including headaches, lethargy, inability to get going in the mornings. I only discovered the problem when I bought some proper coffee which cured me instantly !!

Chris, as a doctor you were probably searching for a diagnosis of your symptoms.  Do you remember what you suspected[?]

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

[Sadie]

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys []

[neilep]

quote:Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys []

oh go on !![]

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

[Ultima]

Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

wOw the world spins?

[MayoFlyFarmer]

quote:Originally posted by Ultima

Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

wOw the world spins?

and WHAT, may I ask, is wrong with MAYO??!!

[:p]

Are YOUR mice nude? []

[MayoFlyFarmer]

quote:Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys []

If you need any extra pursuasion, just remember its 20 calories of pure protien!!! []  

(some guy out there should REALLY thank us!)

Are YOUR mice nude? []

[ballpienhammer]

Switched from hi-test to decaf a few months ago due to acute acid reflux/reflex. Headaches at first, then began mixing half and half until headaches and acid refl. passed. Worked for me. bph

"a bad day fishin's always better'n a good day at work!"