[PointOfNoReturn (OP)]

Okay, hi, I’m brand new, but I hope you know that by reading this you may face some sort of legal issues by the government. Anyways, I have figured out teleportation by compression and then movement to another source. Point A to B, if you will. Please ask questions and feel free to email me for the complete explanation at “probablylevel10clearance@gmail.com”. Thank you, and yes I know I don’t have the best imagination for names and stuff, that’s why I posted this, I’m looking for a partner to help me further this project.

[Bored chemist]

Okay, hi, I’m brand new, but I hope you know that by reading this you may face some sort of legal issues by the government.

Not a problem; I work for them.

How do I distinguish your post from a crappy mechanism for harvesting email addresses?

[PointOfNoReturn (OP)]

Okay, hi, I’m brand new, but I hope you know that by reading this you may face some sort of legal issues by the government.

Not a problem; I work for them.

How do I distinguish your post from a crappy mechanism for harvesting email addresses?

Theres really not a way other than emailing me and finding out. Sorry. If my word counts for anything, it’s not.

[chiralSPO]

Welcome.

This forum does not take kindly to spammers or solicitations.

If you are actually interested in finding collaborators, I recommend adding a description of the type of work it will entail, and what you are looking for in a collaborator (I need an electrical engineer who can safely set up a high voltage system, or I need a high energy physicist to answer questions about muons, etc.)

You should also modify the title of the thread to be a QUESTION, as required by forum guidelines.

If this thread remains just a short post with limited content and an email address I will remove it.

Thank you.

~Moderator

[Kryptid]

I hope you know that by reading this you may face some sort of legal issues by the government

Teleportation isn't illegal, so I don't know what you're talking about.

[chris]

I think we'll be removing this non-compliant post...

[Ophiolite]

Hello,PointofNoReturn. I'm very interested in partnering you on this exciting project. The best way to proceed would be for you to teleport directly to my sitting room. A cold beer and sandwiches are waiting your arrival.

[Colin2B]

A cold beer and sandwiches are waiting your arrival.

I suspect you are going to end up with some warm, flat beer and dry, curled sandwiches.

[alancalverd]

Compression and movement, eh? Like stuffing your clothes into a bag and mailing it? Revolutionary and  almost certainly illegal in Lalaland.

Nothing wrong with warm, flat beer, Colin (far tastier than American piss and fizz)  and British Rail has a proud history of both curled sandwiches and leisurely teleportation. Perhaps the homeland of Heath Robinson is a better proving ground for such ideas than that of Rube Goldberg.

So here's my offer: teleport yourself to my workshop for tea and cash. Bring 51% share certificates.

[jeffreyH]

Well I think that @PointOfNoReturn is a liar. Probably realises they could end up bankrupted or worse due to the changes in privacy law. So, in trying to beat the system, they presume that everyone is as dim as they are. The spammers have nowhere left to hide and it frustrates them. Lets call it out for what it is.

[Colin2B]

Nothing wrong with warm, flat beer, Colin (far tastier than American piss and fizz)

I agree, if it’s the right sort of beer.
When our daughter was working in Oz we had quite a few visitors from all over the territories, but they all wanted to know whether it was true that the POMEs drink warm beer. My response, why freeze the taste out of it unless it doesn’t have any.

[Tomassci]

I hope you know that by reading this you may face some sort of legal issues by the government

Teleportation isn't illegal, so I don't know what you're talking about.

Only illegal when you take physics. And only some designs. How does your "porting" work? Can you demonstrate in on video?

[chris]

Hello,PointofNoReturn. I'm very interested in partnering you on this exciting project. The best way to proceed would be for you to teleport directly to my sitting room. A cold beer and sandwiches are waiting your arrival.

Fantastic!

[Liz888]

I believe in teleportation