[bezoar]

What?  No more jewelry?

[neilep]

Honestly !!!...the trouble us blokes go to, to woo you with fine flavoured natural goods !!!..and you want a pair of ear rings too !!.....or dare I say....a necklace ?.....[:I][:I][:I][:I]

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'

[bezoar]

That's a good start.

[tweener]

Let's see, the necklace can hang from the rear-view mirror and.....

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[MissMontana]

quote:Originally posted by Broca

Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!

When I read that I couldn't work out how a prince Albert would help the situation  lol

[MayoFlyFarmer]

I was in the same situation as montana...glad I'm not the only one that dense!!!


Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!

[MayoFlyFarmer]

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!

[4x4crazy]

Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.

[Exodus (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!

Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists

[MayoFlyFarmer]

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

[Exodus (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists

[tweener]

I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. []

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[MayoFlyFarmer]

I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

[MissMontana]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   []

[MayoFlyFarmer]

in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

[MissMontana]

apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity

[MayoFlyFarmer]

Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!

[tweener]

Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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John - The Eternal Pessimist.

[4x4crazy]

Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.

[Exodus (OP)]

quote:Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!

Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists