[Don_1]

International Hoof-care Month

Ofk horse you had to bring that up. But its only far ears prepared to listen.

Now for a mixed Spoonerism/pun

I must be off at ecloven a leck this morning.

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Now for a mixed Spoonerism/pun

When I swallowed the spoon I found that I couldn't stir.

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International Hoof-care Month

Ofk horse you had to bring that up.

Well, you wanted to buy the horse, so now it's time to pony up.

[Donnah]

Aren't you old horse traders a bit long in the tooth for such unbridled performance?  Harness that energy and stick manely to the tail we started to tell instead of saddling us with this other nonsense or you might get shoed away.   

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Aren't you old horse traders a bit long in the tooth for such unbridled performance?  Harness that energy and stick manely to the tail we started to tell instead of saddling us with this other nonsense or you might get shoed away.   

For Donnah's unbridled performance!

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.............But I don't want to be flattened like a pancake.

Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........


We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.

Turtle Award For Don teaching us a batter way!

[Donnah]

Ah ha! I spy an opportunity..........


We had no idea how to make a batter until we found a readymade pancake with the ingredients imprinted on it. I suppose you could say the Pancake taught us.

Or, if said with a British accent, "the pancake tourght us".

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In Rome, an old tortoise named Myrtle
Was in prison for stealing a girdle.
Then the Vatican City
Agreed to have pity
The headlines read: “Pope Springs a Turtle!”

[Donnah]

If it weren't for the pope's pity, Myrtle would have had a slim chance.

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My niece was telling me about a trip to the zoo with her grandparents and how she saw a very large turtle who approached them.

She exclaimed, "He was walking right tortoise!"

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If it weren't for the pope's pity, Myrtle would have had a slim chance.

The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.

[Donnah]

Myrtle, the turtle,
the one who stole the girdle
had lost her hope
until the Pope
released her from the cell.
She cried "Thank you,
I will be true,
I was in a real snare,
now I'm out by a hare
so it's time to come out of my shell.

Yeah, okay, so they can't all be good.

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Hope springs eternal!

(Pope springs a turtle)

[Donnah]

Where is Hope Springs anyway, I can't find it on a map.  And I can't find a country named Eternal either.

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No, No, Donnah! Eternal is a State!!!

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Where is Hope Springs anyway, I can't find it on a map.

It's 2 hours from me! (really) Thanks for showing me!

[Donnah]

That looks like Ireland.  Are you sure Eternal isn't a county (yes, I mean county, not country)?

[Don_1]

That looks like Ireland. 

Having managed a Spoonerism pun, I shall now try my hand at an antonym pun.

Hope Springs eh!

Watch out for the leprechaun. He turn all things to despair. dis pair fall's into that category.

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That looks like Ireland.  Are you sure Eternal isn't a county (yes, I mean county, not country)?

You must mean Cork.

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That looks like Ireland. 

Having managed a Spoonerism pun, I shall now try my hand at an antonym pun.

Hope Springs eh!

Watch out for the leprechaun. He turn all things to despair. dis pair fall's into that category.

Don wins the Antonym Award!