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Our thread-pet, "Dyno", immediately saur this book's value.

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Try Cera Cops

This Cera Cop was off duty, Donnah.

[Donnah]

Phone the authorities, try Cera Cops, and report the bite, even though nobody saur us.

Judging by the fact that Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us, I think it was his unmentionables. So while he doesn't have a saur ass he does have saur ol' pods!

I think the incident was observed, but they witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.

I think it's terrible Liz 'eard it.  Her extinct kicked in and she ran. She was pre-historical.

[demografx (OP)]

Pre-hysterical, too, I bet!

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Demo can still sit down OK, I don't think he was bitten on the us...he doesn't have a saur ass.

The witnesses ran off in fright. Hardly surprising considering the ptera they saur.

You're making a gigantic mistake OTOH. The witnesses were frightened only when they saur us!

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I hope this doesn't make our "Dyno" pet jealous.

[Don_1]

Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.


On a dig I found some bones I could not identify, so I asked Archie to get the dig team leader, Anna, to look at them. He used his cellphone to contact base. "Hello, who am I speaking to?" He asked, then said, "Oh its you Cynthia, hya Cynth, could you please Ptell Anna Don want's to see her."

Just then a piece of grit I had been trying to move became dislodged and flew into my eye, I cried out to Archie, "Archie, optrex quickly!"

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Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.

How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??

Or am I being...prepostaurus?

[Donnah]

Here's a quick one for you, yes, its a prontosaurus.

How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??

Or am I being...prepostaurus?

  hahahahahaha

[Don_1]

How do we know you're not just trying to pull a fast one on us??

As true, Don does try it on some times, but I can see you must have thought “Allo, saur us coming did you? Au but you lie so Don”

Now I really don’t wish to offend anyone with my coarse language in response to this allegation but all I can say is **** you, I saur us coming a mile off.

Well, its true I tell you and I’ll get Anna to confirm it, I’ll just call her over. “Hey u Annia, I want you. They coel urus liars.”

I lok el e sia she is busy, so she can’t come right now, which is something of an irritator.

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Now I really don'’t wish to offend anyone with my coarse language in response to this allegation but all I can say is **** you, I saur us coming a mile off.

The dinosaur you show is from Japan. But were you dressed for the occasion?? Did you wear a nice fuku hat??



And, did you have enough to eat?? Otherwise you tend to distort things when famished.

[Don_1]

I'm not eating anything in that restaurant if its in fukushima!

OK, so the Chinese have delicacy know as 100 year old eggs, but I don't fancy sushi made from this:


I understand Dr Spooner would have taken up Kung Fu, but for his speech impediment. Just as well he didn't lecture on old English legends. Robin Hood wouldn't be a problem, nor Little John, but Friar Tuck.......

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(She's visiting)

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OK, so the Chinese have delicacy know as 100 year old eggs, but I don't fancy sushi made from this:

What seems to be a problem in this?

[Don_1]

I've got a bee in my sushi!

"WAITER, WAITER, wasabe doin' in my sushi?"

"Ah so! I not know sur, but I can see the da fly in your zoup is doin' the breast stoke."

[demografx (OP)]

I've got a bee in my sushi!

"WAITER, WAITER, wasabe doin' in my sushi?"

"Ah so! I not know sur, but I can see the da fly in your zoup is doin' the breast stoke."

[demografx (OP)]

April 20, 2012 is:
DNA Day!
http://www.genome.gov/10506367

Sigh. And here I thought we were finally dun with the DNAsaur pun. [Don_1, and Donnah, as you can see in the preceding, I'm working my way up oh-so-very-slowly to your respective high caliber levels of poetry].

Don't (dun) be saur about this.

Gee, ya know mebbe where can I get a good blood test done?

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Our thread-pet, "Dyno", immediately saur this book's value.

Sorry, I didn't get a forum vote. For a pet. Or the name "dyno"

So feel free to keep/replace Dyno!

[Don_1]

April 20, 2012 is:
DNA Day!
http://www.genome.gov/10506367

DNA Day. 24 hrs of it. Just as Mr Pitney was 24hrs from Tulsa back in '63.

I wonder, is Gene home yet?

Ah! The 60's. I used to watch in awe as the birds flew across the sky, especially the Crows, Maggpies and Jays, and wished that just for a moment I could do likewise. Will I ever have a crow mo some day?

As I watched, a large Crow swooped down and struck a cat. The cat ran for cover and under a bush tended to his wound. He licks himself twice (double he licks) and stays out of sight of the bold Crow. A passing woman was so intent on watching this episode that she did not see the low branch of a young Horse Chestnut. Her head hit tree so hard, she was dazed.

[Don_1]

Sorry, I didn't get a forum vote. For a pet. Or the name "dyno"

So feel free to keep/replace Dyno!

I nominate Pork Pie, one of my two Mediterranean Spur Thighed Tortoise (Testudo (graeca) graeca). She's only 9 years old, so I think she'll be able to fill the post for quite a while.

Here she is:
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