Le Weekend Is Bad for You, in France at Least

30 September 2001


In France, the weekends are the most dangerous time of the week for heart-attacks amongst young people, whilst older people are most likely to die from a heart-attack on Monday morning ! Therefore the answer is simple, abolish weekends and Mondays ! In fact, weekends are notoriously bad for our health throughout the Western world because people indulge indulge their passions for vigorous exercise and dangerous pass-times!


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