Retro Revival: Catan

Why is it so hard to get hold of the two-player version of Catan?

Chris - It's not the right version. Who knew? Catan has 10 different additions and that the standard edition of Catan, it says here, look three to four players.

Yeah. And noticeably, there's only two of us now, Bailey, the rabbit. He might be able to play Catan but you can't unless you modify all the rules. You can't play that two player. It costs me 40 quit... I'm sending it back. Yeah, but only when the card version of Catan arrives.